It is with regret that I have to report some disturbing news to the society.
It has been brought to my attention, that there has been a break out from the local Asylum, and the 3 Amigo's from the Village Idiot's Club, have as they say in Technical terms ----Legged It.
It is understood that they are now planning to get to Belguim ( should they be able to find it!!!) where they can run amok once again in the Bar.
In a further outbreak, it is also noted that they may be joined by a Frenchman called Eric ( or ET for short) who in local TV bullitons is being asked to phone Home!!!
An alert has been distributed by Belguim Police that any one seeing 3 Nuts and a Fruitcake, should call them immediately
We have also learnt that Police did raid a property close to the Airport when it was reported by a local that he did indeed have these items with him. Police have now charged a Local Baker for wasting Police Time.
Should you be going to this show, please be on the look out for Brian, Chris, and Nick, who are quite approachable, especially if Beer is somewhere within the vacinity.