Who the hell came up with the idea of tea anyway?
OK chap's, bit hot out here what, I say smithers, go to the river and get some water, mind the croc's though, big buggers might pull you in.
Gramp's always said if it's hot, better to drink warm liquid, so come on Keywid light those logs over there, nice and hot now, big flames, make it manly.
Now I recon the old water being somewhat brown probably won't taste too good, so see the plant, just pull off a few leaves, and drop em in it, give em nice stir, how's your father and all that, and hey presto drink that!!!
WHAT, too bitter Seally why didn't you say so, get a bit of that cane and suck the inside out, local native's recon it s as sweet as treacle.
NOW WHAT, too hot, for goodness sake Larkon, go over to that goat and give it a pull, put the milk in and there you have it.
SO, water, leaf, sugar and milk, what shall we call it???
How about Terrible Sir.
Good choice Keywid, We'll just call it T
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