inventive bunch -my Ar*e Mark,
last thing I invented was a tool to remove weed from my mother -in - laws pond!!
pole - £1.99
hook- form of weeder - £2.25
brilliant piece of kit!!! pole went in the pond, caught on the pump cable, fountain twisted around, and sprayed me in the eyes, as I'd lost 60% of my vision, I stumbled back over the rockery, grabbed the expensive Japanese Maple ( just planted ) to steady me- -- pulled said Maple out of the ground, fell over the wheelbarrow, and dived headlong into pond!!!!
for some reason I've been told my superior services are no longer required !!!!
